Green Lantern: New Guardians Annual 1

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Today, Mikyzptlk and Patrick are discussing Green Lantern: New Guardians Annual 1, originally released January 9th, 2013. 

Mikyzptlk: Okay, I need to get this off my chest. This issue bugged me. Now, that isn’t to say that I hated it but it really managed to piss me off at the end. Before I get into anything else though, I just want to say that I absolutely loved the characterization that I got out of this issue. Star Sapphire Carol Ferris, Saint Walker and Arkillo were an absolute joy to read and I look forward to the developments seen in this issue carrying on throughout the rest of the series. That said, let’s move on to my overall point. Much like a good joke, a good narrative fiction will have a series of setups and payoffs. A writer will introduce a concept early on in a story to then use and explore it later on hopefully making their efforts as a writer worth your efforts as a reader. In that vein, if I had to describe this issue as a “Knock-knock” joke, it would go something like this: “Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “I don’t know, ask some other guy.” Not too funny right? In fact, some might find it a bit frustrating and “some” might just be me.

Let me explain. Actually, let me summarize first, then I’ll explain. Star Sapphire drops Kyle Rayner off on the planet Zamaron so that he can learn to wield the “Power of Love.” Ha, now you have the song stuck in your head. Anyway, we are pretty much done with Kyle at this point as he stays behind while Sapphire, Walker, and ‘Killo are sent away on a mission from the Zamaron’s to convince Lady Styx to help them fight against the Guardians of the Universe. They meet up with an undercover Green Lantern by the name of Jediah Caul. He seems pretty uncaring about the whole thing and not very Green-Lantern-ish at all but hooks ’em up with some smugglers. The smugglers sneak Sapphire onto the planet but then double-crosses her to make some extra cash. Turns out, this planet has a game, you see, a game where one is chosen to be hunted down by the general population in exchange for fabulous prizes. Carol finds herself in the precarious position of being hunted but still manages to meet up with Lady Styx. Unfortunately, Styx refuses Sapphires request of assistance and is left abandoned although not for long. Saint Walker and Arkillo appear along with GL Caul who was forced to help. Caul has negotiated a means of escape via a small space craft. The group must make a hasty exit but Caul gets left behind (mainly due to douche-baggery). Leaving him stranded, captured, and soon to be hunted.

Dude, you've got something lodged in your chest. You should get that looked at by a professional.

And that, my friends, brings us to the entire point (and my frustration) of this issue. Nearly 40 pages of what is supposed to be a comic about Kyle Rayner and his multi-spectrum-ed crew is actually all about some douchey Green Lantern no one has ever heard of. I’m all for new characters but this whole issue just seems like a bait and switch.  Even though we got to see some fun moments with a few main characters (that I’ll certainly get into), this whole thing was just one big setup for Jediah Caul and Keith Giffen’s new book Threshold. Worst of all, Kyle was only featured on 3 pages of this entire issue! That’s kind of a huge problem considering that this is his book. Although, I probably should have guessed that he wasn’t going to be featured too much in this book considering that he’s not on the cover and all…oh, but wait. There’s this.

Now you see Kyle, now you don't.When I first saw the solicitation for this issue, I assume that was Kyle on the cover sporting a new look and going ape-shit on his pals. Now, this may have been a simple mistake by the colorist but you can see how one may have been a bit misled about what they’d find in the comic. Even by reading the description of the comic, I never would have guessed that Kyle would have played such a small role. I mean seriously! Is it just me or am I taking crazy pills again? Even taking the bait-and-switch out of the equation, the issue still gives us a setup without a payoff. One of the most frustrating things in comics is the “To be continued in Some Other Book!” line which we get as the conclusion for this issue. It gives this nearly 40 page special a feeling of incompleteness which is simply disappointing considering that I thought much of this issue was written well.

Keith Giffen wrote this issue and he does a terrific job with the elements that are actually supposed to be in this book. Carol Ferris continues to be way more bad-ass than Mera (from Aquaman) could ever hope to be. She is clearly disdainful of the Zamarons and simply refuses to take any crap from anyone. She’s really coming into her own in this series and Saint Walker and Arkillo are no different. They come off as the perfect buddy-cop duo in this issue and Giffen provides us with some good characterization through their interaction with one another that I hope will continue to be developed in the main series.

Buddy Space-Cops!I know this critique was mainly negative, but I want it known that I’m a big fan of Giffen and I hope his book Threshold is successful. The problem I had with those elements here is that it all felt shoehorned into the New Guardians narrative. Other than that, the characterization of the other Lanterns was solid and a joy to read. Patrick, what is your take on this? You and I are actually going to be writing about Threshold when it comes out so did you appreciate the lead-in or were you frustrated also? Lastly, I didn’t get into the artwork at all for this issue. Did you find the differences between artists Scott Kolins and Andrei Bressan distracting at all?

Patrick: Oof. Yeah, I was frustrated by this issue. There are broad strokes here that I like quite a bit, like the whole concept of this space colony whose entire economy is based an interactive reality game show. It is — theoretically anyway — a concise way to establish immediate danger everywhere. Right? The game and the culture obsessed with the game are introduced in the first page of the issue. It’s a staggering amplification and combination of a couple different real-life entertainments, and everyone takes it in on their own personal screens, and they’re all constantly bombarded with ads. I love that. It’s the extra layer of realism something Hunger Games is missing. Of course the population wants to participate in the game. Of course they watch on designated screens that float in front of their faces. Of course they’re talking about it on alien-twitter.

The Game

All this plays out in a fun action sequence that more or less establishes what’s at stake in this game. It’s three pages before we have any context — a classic sci-fi cold open that leaves you wanting more. Why, then, are were treated to like four more explanations of the game throughout the issue? Right as Carol is being dumped into the world, there’s a whole page of voice over that re-blathers the rules. What’sa matter? Didn’t catch it all at that time? Never fear! The exact same voice over will appear at the end of the issue when Jediah finds himself in-game.

So, I’ll trust Giffen to tell me a neat story, but I won’t trust him to do so clearly or concisely. He employs so many strange turns of phrase, awkward contractions and made-up slang words that it’s physically difficult to read this issue. There’s even a made-up slang curse word that appears to be a fucking contraction: “das’t.” It’s so confusing! There are also times when characters who aren’t from the same culture use the same slang. Arkillo (before ever meeting any of the Tenebrian Dominion people) refers to Kyle as “the scrawny green scut.” “Scut” ends up being a word used by the folks on Tenebrian Dominion, in much the same way that I would casually refer to someone as a jerk (as in “where is that scrawny green jerk?”) The sole purpose of making up slang is to flesh out a culture as distinct from either the rest of their world or as distinct from our world. “Frak” and “toaster” from Battlestar Galactica are pretty good examples of this, they speak to the specificity of the human experience on that show. At it’s clumsiest, “frak” was just the PG-13 “fuck,” and that’s what most of this slang ends up being: an attempt to swear without swearing. Which is like violence without violence or sex without sex: who cares?

The characters are also way too aware of the fact that they’re characters conversing through written dialogue. There are like eight too many shit-eating little references to the way the characters express themselves. For example: there’s an odd runner where Arkillo says something sarcastic or menacing and Saint Walker explains “I think he’s attempting humor.” Now, never mind that that’s an extraordinarily assholeish thing for Walker to say, no one calls out this kind of use of rhetoric in casual conversation. It’s too fucking writerly, is my problem with it. Giffen knows that he’s making Arkillo tell a joke that no one gets, and he feels it’s his job — as the writer — to explain what’s happening. It’s some of the worst anti-comedy I can imagine — and it happens on almost every page.

This sort of confusing, clever-but-incorrect dialogue is ALL OVER this issue. Characters are constantly announcing that they will answer a question before answering it (and usually there wasn’t even a question asked in the first place). All the rules of conversational cause and effect go out the window. Let’s look at this gem from when our heroes meet the smugglers:

Carol demands attention and Akrillo threatens - that's Love and Fear for you

First, it’s weird that this chick get’s halfway through the word “undivided” and then decides not to say it. But her exchange with Arkillo makes no fucking sense at all. “Now that I would like to see” is obviously missing a coma, but whatever. She responds “Hah?” What is she communicating there? What’s a laugh with a question mark on it (other than mugging for applause Fozzy-Bear-style)? But Arkillo continues with his threat — one which contains no specific information — and she responds “thanks for the tip?” Again, question mark, what are you doing in there? But also: tip? TIP!? What is she — even sarcastically — referring to? If I said “Hey, Keith Giffen, fix your dialogue or I’ll never read your books again,” he could rightly reply “thanks for the tip.”

One more* and then I swear I’ll stop ragging on the minutiae of this issue:

Carol Walker and Arkillo hang out with Jediah

Carol asks a question, gets an answer, says she wasn’t asking him, and then he says he answered her. UGH. Not actually my complaint. The sentence “Why do you think they had to press gang me into finding out where you were being dumped and get them in position to reclaim you?” is a mess. “Why do you think they had me track you?” is about a billion times cleaner, contains the same amount of personality and doesn’t include the incomprehensible phrase “gang press” (10 points to funniest definition to “gang press” in the comments).

I’m mostly taking this as a bad omen for Threshold — not that my hopes were particularly high in the first place. I know there was some fun Scott Kolins art in here, but honestly, I have a hell of a time trying to look past the writing.

*I lied. One more pointless detail that was just plain wrong. When our heroes Boom off planet, they appear in “Space Sector 9008.” Not to be too big of a nerd here, but there are only 3600 space sectors… 

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28 comments on “Green Lantern: New Guardians Annual 1

  1. Yeah dude, I was totally put off by all of the made up slang too. There was just WAY too much of it!

    I was originally going to approach this article with an exercise I’ve read about in Scott McCloud’s Making Comics where he asks you to choose a comic and remove a number of panels from said comic so that, in the end, the same information is provided to the reader. If I had to do that with this comic, I’d probably have taken most of the damn panels out! Too many times it felt like Giffen was stretching to make it to 40 pages instead of having a story that could actually fill them.

    • So, these aliens aren’t speaking English, right? Their dialogue is either translated to English for our benefit, or by Carol’s ring, which means that bullshit like “scut” should be translated to “jerk.” I get that Giffen was trying to come up with a cute way to swear without swearing, but there’s no reason to randomly not translate words that obviously have an analogue in English. Imagine reading a translation of a book or a foreign film that just arbitrarily chooses not to translate certain words. DUMB.

  2. I hadn’t even heard of Threshold before finishing this issue. I still don’t care enough now to Google it or anything, but I’m surprised the announcements of new books slipped past me.

    I was on the fence about buying this. I saw it didn’t have the same writer as the main book, so I wasn’t gonna get it, but I flipped through it and saw that the New Guardians were still in it a lot, so I got it…and honestly, now I wish I hadn’t. There was some good stuff in here, but it wasn’t worth 5 bucks to read the prologue to a book I have no plans to pick up.

    • Threshold is an interesting case is that it’s coming out a month earlier than the other “Fourth Wave” titles. It’s sort of explicitly taking over for the dearly departed Blue Beetle (which has been moving in the direction of generic “space” for the last couple months). I don’t expect Jediah Caul to be the only offering of that series – genre books tend to shift their focus every couple issues. But I’d be fine with skeezy new Green Lantern, but I do not look forward to reading any more of Keith Giffen’s incoherent dialogue. It’s like James Robinson bad (“HOW’S THE HELL THIS HAPPENING?”).

    • Exactly Piv, I felt duped after reading this issue. They forced this prologue on us in hopes of getting us interested in this other book but in the end they just ended up pissing us off. If I wasn’t reviewing Threshold when it comes out, I wouldn’t buy out of protest.

  3. Hey, you know what I don’t like? Being tricked into reading something. Even worse is when I’m tricked into reading something I was already planning to read. Being forced to choke down a preview of Threshold (which I was going to read anyway and was looking forward to) when I was really looking forward to the big conclusion of Kyle’s multi-colored lessons pisses me off. You might notice that the header for this write up has the Kyle cover instead of the Jedidah Caul cover. That’s because that is what DC has on their website for the cover to this issue.

    I would be more forgiving if Kyle weren’t in this issue at all. I was eagerly anticipating reading about Carol teaching Kyle to wield the violet light. Now I know that he’s going to learn it from some anonymous, angry Violet Lantern, and I want to know why. Why would you waste an opportunity for some really moving story-telling for a throwaway joke of, “Oh, hey, Kyle has to learn love from the ugly girl.”? That’s a pretty shitty thing to do to fans of this series. So, way to go, New Guardians and Threshold. Way to sour me on two series, one of which isn’t even out yet.

    • This issue hasn’t changed the way I feel about New Guardians one bit. It’s not the same creative team and focuses on conflict totally divorced from New Guardians. It borrows some of the characters, is all. At best, it’s like a New Guardians Gaiden.

      I can’t say that I’m all that bothered by the bait-and-switch aspects of this issue. But then I always try to approach any new fiction with as open a mind as possible, simply because I don’t want to miss out on a good story just because I was being grumpy about it not meeting my expectations. THAT BEING SAID, I also hated this issue – just because it’s bad. Plain and simple.

      • I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens in the next issue of New Guardians. If Kyle learns the violet light from strangers on Zamaron, OR WORSE they gloss over it like they did with the Indigos, then I can be mad.

        I should direct my ire at DC, really; they’re the ones pushing a new book on me in a title I’m already reading.

    • I agree Shelby. Were we not supposed to notice that Kyle is no longer on the cover? Guess what DC, we are smarter than that. And you know what else? This issue was 40 freakin’ pages long! If they really wanted to give us a lead-in into Threshold then they should have made it a back up story. I would have been okay with that. Then we could have gotten 20 pages of the story we SHOULD have read!!!

      So, is Kyle just going to show up in the next issue having mastered love already? Or are we going to at least be able to see that? They could still save the issue by having Carol swoop in in the middle of Kyle’s training session with the other Sapphire and have her take over. If they did that then at the very least we could all just ignore this issue and be done with it.

  4. I decided to skip this since it was a $5 issue and I haven’t seen anyone here or elsewhere you is saying they enjoyed it with any real conviction. It didn’t have the 1st appearance of Captain K’Rot, though, did it? I don’t think he’s surfacing until Threshold #1 or #2 but I wanted to be sure

  5. Also, a bait-and-switch that DID get me this past month? Amazing Spider-Man #699.1 (which is really a launchpad for the Morbius solo series)

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