Valentine’s Day is a holiday that celebrates exactly two things: love and crummy puns. In that spirit: we made some fun superhero Valentines for you! Feel free to use them and share them with someone you love, more after the break!
My favorite store-bought valentines growing up were Jurassic Park themed. Given the incongruity of violent dinosaur movies and children’s valentines day cards, they clearly weren’t popular, so I was able to buy identical sets from the local drugstore several years in a row. I don’t remember all of the jokes, but I do remember a closeup of a velociraptor with the text “YOU’RE DINO-MITE!”
Awesome job Shelby. These look fantastic!!!
My dead lover!
I can’t believe we almost forgot about this one.
Ha, that one is so classic
May this forever be the depository of bad superhero-themed valentines puns (until next year, that is). I’ll start:
Johnny Storm: “I BURN for you”
Ben Grimm: “I got you someTHING for Valentine’s day”
Hey, you jerks: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Hey! That was both mean and thoughtful
That’s how I roll.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Retcon Punch. I choo-choo-choose you
It says Bee and there’s a picture of a BEE ON IT.
My favorite store-bought valentines growing up were Jurassic Park themed. Given the incongruity of violent dinosaur movies and children’s valentines day cards, they clearly weren’t popular, so I was able to buy identical sets from the local drugstore several years in a row. I don’t remember all of the jokes, but I do remember a closeup of a velociraptor with the text “YOU’RE DINO-MITE!”
These:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/91186577/vintage-jurassic-park-valentines-with
Turns out, it was a T-Rex, not a Velociraptor. I’m really sorry, guys.
I’ll never forgive you.
I know, it was pretty unforgivable.
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