We here at Retcon Punch are total saps for tradition and nostalgia and dumb stuff like that. So, in order to properly celebrate Thanksgiving with all the rest of you, Patrick came up with the best, most traditional way to do it: hand-traced turkeys.
We had a little craft time, and present to you, the Internet, the Retcon Punch First Annual Thanksgiving Superhero Hand Turkey Extravaganza!
First up is Mikyzptlk’s tremendous BoosTurkey Gold. More after the cut, Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh my stars and garters, Taylor drew Hank McTurkey, founding member of the X-Turkies:
Scott’s Oswald Gobblepot played this Thanksgiving like a harp from Hell:
Patrick, fully embracing the spirit of excess, gathered some friends to craft a whole rafter of turkeys.
There’s Turkey Gorath:
Our favorite blind turkey lawyer, the Turkey Without Fear:
The muscle-bound, ferocious Turkeyman, by Mark Mitchell:
Able to leap the coop in a single bound, The Turkey of Steel by Sarah Singer:
Finally, Shelby got in on the game, first with the mysterious and powerful Turkey Queen of the Inhumans:
Sticking with the FF theme, we’ve got the tough yet hip Turkey Thing:
Last, but not least, the turkey most likely to liven up any family gathering, Lying Turkey: