Today happens to be our east-coastiest writer’s birthday, happy birthday Drew! I hope your birthday is as least as awesome has having Batman throw a cake in your face.
May
30
2012
Retcon Punch
Comics: Scrutinized
Today happens to be our east-coastiest writer’s birthday, happy birthday Drew! I hope your birthday is as least as awesome has having Batman throw a cake in your face.
Retcon Punch 
YOU GUYS!
Thanks for this. Another stellar job finding just the right image, Shelby. I’m also tagging everything with “drew is awesome” from now on.
Even the posts where we specifically talk about how not awesome you are?
JUST KIDDING THERE’S NO SUCH THING BECAUSE YOU’RE AWESOME.
What day is today? It’s Drew’s birthday. What a day for a birthday! Let’s all have some cake.
…cake thrown by Batman!
Who writes happy birthday on the side of a cake? THAT’S DUMB.
I wish I knew who was getting caked here. That is quite the mustache.
It’s blowing in the wind of the cake in his face.
Wondering the same thing…
BIRTHDAY! HAPPPPYYY!
I need cake, so come celebrate over here.
Some of those candles look like dicks.
BEST. ANONYMOUS. COMMENT. EVER.
That said: yes, some of those candles definitely look like dicks. MAYBE BATMAN IS GAY AFTER ALL. (comment section cross-pollination)
as one of your proud disciple of First Floor Plantz, Happy Birthday and I hope it doesn’t take too much time to wash that cake out of your hair. Miss Ya RLA and RHD #1!
Reasons not to invite Batman to your birthday party:
1) He’s convinced every colorfully wrapped present is one of Joker’s booby traps
2) He’s too good at pinata (like, scary good).
3) He will throw your cake in your face.
Also, you know, he’s kind of a downer.
Happy Birthday, Drew!!!
That was me.
Hey everybody, Andre’s here!