Attention, Internet! Today is our good friend and fellow contributor Patrick’s birthday, so make sure to leave him some nasty comments well wishes!
Aug
24
2012
Retcon Punch
Comics: Scrutinized
Attention, Internet! Today is our good friend and fellow contributor Patrick’s birthday, so make sure to leave him some nasty comments well wishes!
Retcon Punch 
Well, I guess the cat is out of the bag: Patrick’s nickname in high school was “Fat Flash.”
Happy Birthday Patrick! You keep getting older, and Shelby’s going to have to start finding Jay Garrick Birthday images.
I’ve seen other fat versions of superheroes, but I think it’s obvious that fat Flash is the funniest.
To be fair, he can eat way faster than everybody else.
Can you imagine the power generated by something that size moving as the speed of Flash? There’d be no stopping it!
I like that his costume still fits just fine.
if his metabolism is still working super quickly can you imagine the amount of birthday cake that is required to get him to grow to that size?
All of it. All of the birthday cake.
Awwwwwwwwwwww…. I have the fattest friends. THANKS GUYS.
Happy Birthday man!