Today, Peter and Shelby are discussing Curse of the Crimson Corsair 7-13, originally released July 18th (in Silk Spectre 2), July 25th (in Comedian 2), August 1st (in Nite Owl 2), August 8th (in Ozymandias 2), August 15th (in Rorschach 1) August 22nd (in Dr. Manhattan 1) and August 29th, 2012 (in Minutemen 3). It is also available for free on DC’s Source Blog. Curse of the Crimson Corsair is part of DC’s Before Watchmen prequel series. Click here for complete Before Watchmen coverage (including release dates).
Peter: The question of ‘Why?’ has come up a lot with the Before Watchmen project. The biggest why has got to be around the Crimson Corsair story. The Crimson Corsair is really the oddest duck in the brace of ducks that is Before Watchmen. Unlike the Tales of the Black Freighter, it plays no real role in the storyline as a whole, which is a loss connection anyway, but also it just doesn’t flow like the Black Freighter did. It’s just gets 2 pages stuck on the end of each issue, and is very out of place. It’s also just difficult to keep up with, because of the way it’s published and spread out. It’s to the point for me really, where I just skip it over it.
Thankfully DC took the difficulty of reading this out of the equation and collects it all on their website.
Issue 7: Gordon McClachlan finds himself a member of the crew on the Flying Dutchmen and her captain, The Crimson Corsair, cursed to sail the seas for all time. Issue 8: Gordon doesn’t want to serve, so the Crimson Corsair outlines how Gordon can get off the boat forever. He must produce 1. a gold earring from an unborn child, 2. a tattoo from a dead man’s chest, and 3. something that will be revealed at the appropriate time. As Gordon protests the ship grabs hold of him. Issue 9: The Corsair reaches his hand inside Gordon, all Temple of Doom-style, and plucks out his immortal soul, so that Gordon will always be bound to the Dutchmen. Issue 10: Gordon wakes up on a beach, and while wondering if this was all a dream, is ambushed by a group of Frenchmen, who, since Gordon is English, decide to kill him. Issue 11: The French ‘kill’ Gordon and he drifts off into a crazed dream-style sequence. Issue 12: Gordon continues his post-death-vision-quest, examining the fate of his soul and his future. Issue 13: Gordon is still having this oddly self aware, out-of-body experience, until he is he revived in the belly of a slave ship, being nursed back to health by the slaves on board. He’s also terrified of a scary looking woman that reminds him of the snakes in his fever dream.
Ugh, that got ugly really quick. I, like everyone here at Retcon Punch, don’t particularly care about this story. I’m mostly peeved now because most of the plot is ripped out of the movie franchise, which I don’t particularly care for either. It’s not really that inspiring, or profound, nor does it really provoke any interesting thoughts. Even the Before Watchmen books I don’t really like are at least interesting to some extent, whereas is just a story, and reads like an Illustrated Classics story. Until, Issue 11, when the train runs off the tracks and we get something that reads and looks like a someone took Sandman and Crimson Corsair and shoved them together.
I guess the one thing that I do find intriguing is the constant presence of the the Crimson Corsair character throughout Gordon’s fever dream, as well as the symbolism of the two C’s placed back to back on the Corsair’s head wrap. Also, the fear that Gordon feels for the Corsair and having to serve on the Dutchman the entire time. But I’m not sure how that it is going to develop, if at all as Gordon heads off to what I assume is America with the slaves.
I have yet to meet someone who actually likes either the Tales of the Black Freighter or the Crimson Corsair. I’m sure that there is someone out there who does, and I welcome them to come out and explain to me why. I would really love to hear from that person. Unfortunately, the most often response I hear is something along the lines of ‘Because Alan Moore said so’. Which I don’t think is a justifiable claim, because, while he is good at what he does, just because his name is on it, doesn’t automatically make it the best thing I’ve ever read. Shelby, I think you like Watchmen more than I do, how do you feel about the Black Freighter?
As I mentioned, I’m not really even reading these anymore, except for catching up to write this review. Shelby, do you get anything out of these stories? Would you want them to even tie into the greater Watchmen story more? Is Gordon, or the Crimson Corsair somehow connected to the Black Freighter?
Shelby: Well, as far as Tales of the Black Freighter, I like the role it serves in Watchmen. As a story by itself, I don’t really care about it; it’s just a dark pirate story. But it highlights the main story in a way I can appreciate, plus it helps ground Max Shea as a contributor to the alien launched by Ozymandias. Is it necessary? Probably not. Does it interfere with my reading of Watchmen? No, not really.
Crimson Corsair is a wholly different beast. I don’t know how it could tie to any of the Before Watchmen stories because they are so varied and individual. It’s doled out in such small portions that any plot points are rendered almost meaningless, and a new cliffhanger every week is not nearly as exciting as it sounds. The writing is fine enough, I think, but again I can’t appreciate it in such small portions. The art is far too muddy for my tastes. The limbo/dream sequence is especially tough. That would be a tough concept to illustrate at all, let alone spread out over a couple weeks as an afterthought.
Honestly, I don’t know what to say about this title. There might be something of substance here, but there’s no getting to it when it’s told in this format. I can see the appeal to including a pirate story, in homage to the original, but I can’t see the point of this particular story. Reading it separately in big chunks makes it easier, but there’s still nothing special enough here to really grab my attention; I’ll probably just ignore them all again until I have to write another review on it, and then read them all at once. Also, think about this: we just now have basically seen a full issue of Crimson Corsair, and I still can’t remember the main character’s name without looking it up.
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