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Nov
6
2012
Retcon Punch
Comics: Scrutinized
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I don’t remember voting for any kind of super-soldier project…
That’s representative government in action. The REAL problem is the lack of transparency. What’s with the mask? What’s the government hiding?
Also: a shield? My tax dollars are going to throw-able shields? There’s your pork-barrel defense spending.
Sure, they’ll spend money on super-soldiers, but super-schools? You need to look to job creators in the private sector – like Charles Xavier – for that.
I sure do like you guys.
Luthor 2012!
OH MY GOD! Is Donald Trump the Lex Luthor of our Earth? They’re both bald, xenophobic billionaires. The only real difference is their intelligence: Luthor is perhaps the smartest human ever, and Trump still thinks that comb-over looks good.
OH MY GOD! Luthor should start a big campaign to see Superman’s birth certificate!
Superman being an alien is public knowledge, but I wonder if anyone has ever looked into Clark’s birth certificate. In an age where all babies are given SSNs when they’re born, it’s kind of hard to believe that two well-meaning folks from Kansas could have manufactured an identity for their mystery baby whole-cloth.
Knope 2012!
Lincoln March for [SPOILER] 2012!
Now THERE’S a birth certificate I’d like to inspect.