The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.

Website: ThinkGeek.com

Who Would Love This: People who are afraid of the dark, small children, Commissioner Gordon

Price: $9.99

While this may seem slightly juvenile, this is really kinda cool. And yes, I totally had one that was similar as a child. I cannot think of any other item that could possibly make you feel safe at night than this night light. The guys over at ThinkGeek are always pretty funny, and they even include this light’s ability to summon Batman in the item description. This light can help you combat the Scarecrow and his fear toxin as you drift off the sleep. I would not be surprised if somewhere you can get other character night lights, but really, this is the only one that you will ever need or want. Never be afraid of the dark again.