The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.
Website: Think Geek
Who Would Love This: Bruce Wayne, or anyone else who wants to feel like a boss.
Price: $39.99
Are you tired of loose bills getting all mixed up in your pocket? Do you ever feel the need to protect yourself with a bat-shaped shuriken? If that’s the case, then Retcon Punch has found exactly what you need! This thing may as well have been made by Lucius Fox himself. It’s die-cast, covered in black (1989 Batman style) rubber, and magnetically seals itself around all of your billions…okay millions…okay thousands…well, whatever it is you’ve got. Whatever you have in your pocket, with this protecting your cash, you’ll feel like everyone’s favorite billionaire playboy.