Happy Birthday to our delightful writer, Peter! Be careful if you invite Superman to your party.
Apr
18
2012
Retcon Punch
Comics: Scrutinized
Happy Birthday to our delightful writer, Peter! Be careful if you invite Superman to your party.
Retcon Punch 
Hey! Happy Birthday, Peter! Now you can rent cars and stuff!
renting cars is for 25 years old. I’m now 24.
Oops! You’re right, but 24 is divisible by 6, so, you know, you’ve got that going for you. THE COUNTDOWN TO RENTING CARS BEGINS TODAY.
Also, great job on finding this image, Shelby. This version of the Justice League looks like a lot of fun to hang out with.
My favorite part is Barry and John in the back. Or, that’s probably Wally, if John was invited, I suppose…
Yeah, either of them would probably laugh at this scenario, but my money is on that being Wally.
This is kind of hit-or-miss, but it’s too appropriate to pass up (I know Peter will appreciate the Bells appearance particularly):
http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/f0ae55c320
“And I’ll probably regret this song by the time I turn 30.” That one hits too close to home.