The Vault – Wayne Tech Parking Sticker

The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.

Website: Etsy

Who Would Love This: Anyone who would have to find street parking in downtown Gotham otherwise

Price: $3.00 (or a buck, if you buy it with anything else)

Look we all know that it’s fun to go to the park near Wayne Tower tower downtown. It’s such a hassle to take public transit (two trains and a bus or three buses) and driving isn’t an option because parking in a garage is damn-near unaffordable. Plus, you never know when there’s going to be some secret meeting or fist fight breaking out in one of those things. No, you’ve got to get this Wayne Technologies (a division of Wayne Enterprises, I guess) so you can park in the employee parking structure under the building. OR IT’S ALL FICTION and you could just jam this sticker in your windshield and wait your entire life and still not have anyone notice. Shelby, this is secret nerdery stretched to its logical breaking point.

6 comments on “The Vault – Wayne Tech Parking Sticker

  1. Remember that time we had a meeting with Bruce Wayne, and we forgot to have his secretary validate our parking, and we had to go all the way back to the top floor to get that stamp? Good times.

  2. Since this pass is for the ‘Advanced Vehicles Divison’, I think it would pretty funny and ironic if this was some sad looking Chevy with rust spots or parts of the paneling missing. Clearly a Batmobile engineer would have a sweet ride.

    • You know, it’s possible that there are totally non-engineer grease-monkey types that have to do the physical labor on that thing. I’m sure they’re paid okay (maybe more for their SILENCE) but maybe not enough to have a SWEET RIDE. The economy is hard on everyone.

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