The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.
Website: Super Hero Stuff
Who Would Love This: Sleepy/lazy cosplayers
Price: $29.99
You may be familiar with the distinctly unheroic feeling you get vegging-out in front of the TV, but have you considered the possibility that the problem lies in the unheroic nature of the blanket you use to keep your lazy ass warm? Well, the good folks over at Super Hero Stuff have considered that possibility, and have come up with their own solution: a Snuggie® with Green Lantern’s body printed on it. Part boardwalk cut-out, part blanket, this item takes the “superhero shirt with fake muscles” phenomenon to its logical conclusion, even depicting muscle-bound legs on people who can’t even be bothered to stand for cosplaying. Hope you always imagined Hal Jordan with Dorito-stained fingers!
Retcon Punch 
Clearly, all 4 of us need to own one of these.
RETCON PUNCH SLUMBER PARTY!
Oh man, now I want that more than ever!
My mom would make pizza bagels. We’d stay up late and watch superhero movies. Then Patrick would muster up the courage to call Geoff Johns while we listen and giggle on the other phone.
It’s like you’re reading my dream journal. Which is naturally, a leather-bound volume with the Batman logo on it.
Pizza Bagels? Your mom is the best!
Shit, at this point, she’d probably even let us drink beer. (maybe out of our Blackest Night Lantern Corps Etched Pint Glass Set) BEER!
Can I wear one of these to a Con?
This is one of those instances where “can” and “should” couldn’t yield a wider disparity in my answer.
So, that’s a definite yes?
CONVENTION SLUMBER PARTY!
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