Valentine’s Day is a holiday that celebrates exactly two things: love and crummy puns. In that spirit: we made some fun superhero Valentines for you! Feel free to use them and share them with someone you love, more after the break!
Feb
13
2013
Retcon Punch 
Awesome job Shelby. These look fantastic!!!
My dead lover!
I can’t believe we almost forgot about this one.
Ha, that one is so classic
May this forever be the depository of bad superhero-themed valentines puns (until next year, that is). I’ll start:
Johnny Storm: “I BURN for you”
Ben Grimm: “I got you someTHING for Valentine’s day”
Hey, you jerks: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Hey! That was both mean and thoughtful
That’s how I roll.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Retcon Punch. I choo-choo-choose you
It says Bee and there’s a picture of a BEE ON IT.
My favorite store-bought valentines growing up were Jurassic Park themed. Given the incongruity of violent dinosaur movies and children’s valentines day cards, they clearly weren’t popular, so I was able to buy identical sets from the local drugstore several years in a row. I don’t remember all of the jokes, but I do remember a closeup of a velociraptor with the text “YOU’RE DINO-MITE!”
These:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/91186577/vintage-jurassic-park-valentines-with
Turns out, it was a T-Rex, not a Velociraptor. I’m really sorry, guys.
I’ll never forgive you.
I know, it was pretty unforgivable.
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