The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.
Website: Mimoco
Who Would Love This: Computer people who don’t already have better solution for this
Price: $9.92 – $22.95
We all need data storage, right? SURE YOU DO! Yeah cloud storage and Drop Boxes and web-based email account may render the need for physical data storage totally obsolete, but in the meantime, let’s make sure our flash drives look like DC superheros. Look how big their heads are! That implies so much storage potential. Also, hilariously, there isn’t one for The Flash. Whu?
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HANG ON. There’s no Flash one but there IS a Tomar Re one? Way to miss THE MOST OBVIOUS tie-in. A Flash flash drive would be way more useful than the “Superman Apartment-Building Maintenance Kit” or the “Wonder Woman Daydream Tampons.”
And Kilowog, too. It might have started as a GL product, and they extended it to other heroes…
…are there Wonder Woman Daydream Tampons?
Woman in store: Are these tampons comfortable?
Spokesperson: Don’t wonder, woman. Get Wonder Woman Daydream Tampons!
Wonder Woman: Strong enough for an Amazon, but made just for you. By Zeus, these tampons are great!
Woman in store: Thank you, Wonder Woman Daydream Tampons!
The only part I find upsetting about this is that the word “Daydream” snuck into the name of the tampons. That implies some absentminded insertion.
…or that they’re just figments of your imagination. Who daydreams about tampons?
We are going to get the weirdest search terms from this one…