Chat Cave: A DC Team Movie

In 2008, Marvel Studios introduced Tony Stark to the big screen in “Iron Man.” 4 years, one sequel, and new Thor and Captain America franchises later, we are a week away from “The Avengers.” This is the first time a studio has created separate movies for each team member, leading into a full-fledged, comic book team movie. Will it work? More important, could it be done for a DC team? What would it take for a full-fledged Justice League movie? Retcon Punchers sound off.  Welcome to the Chat Cave.

Patrick: Oh, it’ll work. I don’t think there’s a doubt in anyone’s mind that The Avengers is going to work. It’s release geniusly coincides with the weekend of Free Comic Book Day, so fans of the movie may find themselves wandering into their local comic shop. Once inside, they’ll inevitably stumble on Marvel’s big cross-over series: Avengers vs. X-men. We laugh at the corporate buzz-word “synergy,” but this is some impressive fucking synergy.

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The Vault – Justice League Movie Poster Set

The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.

Website: Etsy

Who Would Love This: Art fans, gritty superhero movie fans, gritty superhero movie art fans

Price: $70.00

My love for secret nerd art is well documented. No one should be surprised that I like these. NO ONE. These prints look like old concert posters whose colors have run in the rain, or slapdash grafitti: they’re old, messy, and kind of dirty-looking. The artist, who goes by Harshness on Etsy, has a ton of very minimalist and graphically striking posters, any of which I would love. This full set of Justice League posters is probably my favorite, although he has a X-Men set that is also awesome. Plus, apparently he’s having a buy one, get one sale right now! So, if you don’t really have the wall space for the whole League, you can get Superman and Batman for the low low price of Superman alone! What a deal!

Cram Session: Detective Comics 1-8

It can be hard to keep up with all the comics you love. But it’s damn near impossible to keep up with all the comics you’re interested in.

Retcon Punch got you covered.

If you’re already reading Batman, then you might not see the point of another series featuring the characters as the hero. Or, you could be like the Retcon Punchers and have read every issue and still don’t see the point of this series. Well you don’t have to read it to find out what happened in issues 1-8.

NEW FEATURE – Cram Session: Batwing 1-8

It can be hard to keep up with all the comics you love. But it’s damn near impossible to keep up with all the comics you’re interested in.

Retcon Punch got you covered.

Our first video recap, or “Cram Session,” covers the events from Batwing 1-8. That way you’ll be all caught up and ready to read Batwing #9 – his cross through  the Night of the Owls event.

The Vault – Wayne Tech Parking Sticker

The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.

Website: Etsy

Who Would Love This: Anyone who would have to find street parking in downtown Gotham otherwise

Price: $3.00 (or a buck, if you buy it with anything else)

Look we all know that it’s fun to go to the park near Wayne Tower tower downtown. It’s such a hassle to take public transit (two trains and a bus or three buses) and driving isn’t an option because parking in a garage is damn-near unaffordable. Plus, you never know when there’s going to be some secret meeting or fist fight breaking out in one of those things. No, you’ve got to get this Wayne Technologies (a division of Wayne Enterprises, I guess) so you can park in the employee parking structure under the building. OR IT’S ALL FICTION and you could just jam this sticker in your windshield and wait your entire life and still not have anyone notice. Shelby, this is secret nerdery stretched to its logical breaking point.

The Vault – Gotham Evening Post prints

The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.

Website: The Art of Mark Dos Santos

Who Would Love This: Batman fans, Norman Rockwell fans, fans of irony and Americana

Price: $10.00

This edition of the Vault is special, because NOT ONLY did I get the distinct pleasure of meeting Mr. Dos Santos at C2E2, I actually purchased this fine print, along with two others. This is one of those sorts of prints that I call “secret nerd art.” These are probably more obvious than, say, my Firefly vintage travel posters, but they still count. I love things that, at a glance, are not nerdy at all. It’s only if you look closer and are a nerd that you see just how big of a geek I am. I am going to frame all three of these lovely signed prints and hang them proudly in my living room. Plus, Mr. Dos Santos informed me that is going to be starting a Kickstarter to make a coffee table style art book of his prints, so keep your eyes open for that.

Justice League 8

Today, Shelby and Peter are discussing Justice League 8, originally released April 18th, 2012.


Shelby: I love a good mystery. As a wee lass, I loved Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys; though my tastes have strayed somewhat since then, I still believe there is nothing better than mystery (big or small) to hook someone into a plot. Apparently, Geoff Johns agrees with me, because this month’s Justice League is loaded with mysteries of varying height and weight. Even though I’m not crazy about the actual events that took place in this issue, the mysteries Johns is beginning to uncover are tantalizing to a curious cat like me. Continue reading

Interview with Gail Simone: April 15th, C2E2, Chicago

This past weekend, Peter and I were able to attend Chicago’s C2E2 and meet some of our favorite writers and authors. Not only did we get to meet Gail Simone, author of Batgirl, she was gracious enough to do an interview. Turns out, she is even cooler than I realized.

Check out Drew and Patrick’s review of Batgirl 8 here!

Shelby: How has your mentality changed from writing Barbara Gordon in the chair in Birds of Prey to writing Barbara Gordon as Batgirl again?

Gail: I’ve always been a fan of Barbara Gordon, as most everybody knows, I loved her as Batgirl and was crushed when she was shot in the stomach by the Joker. I liked the idea that John Ostrander came up with, that she would become Oracle, it was a story of a character that took something horrible that happened to her and decided to do something great with her life anyway. I enjoyed writing that, and I like writing a really smart character that has compassion and wants to do good things, and as far as those personality traits, they’re still there in Barbara Gordon as Batgirl. We’re just telling stories of her when she’s younger, not as sure of  herself; she’s recovering from a very deep trauma, and so it’s kind of cool in the Batgirl book to be able to get into her character so deeply compared to when she’s part of a group in Birds of Prey. We go through how she feels about seeing her mom for the first time after all these years, getting her first apartment she’s not sure she can afford yet, having a roommate and not being able to get the job of her dreams because people don’t think she can do it because she’s too young, even though she’s super smart: all those are fun. Then at night we get to create all new villains for her and have her go out as Batgirl, and the joy she can’t help but feeling at being able to do that again is really fun to write, too. That’s not something we see a ton of either; the joy of being a superhero, even though it’s tough and you get beat up a lot and it’s scary and all of those things, being able to get up and get around and do something physically active like that, that’s nice to show her joy. So it’s really fun and it’s just a different approach in terms of telling a much more personal story that’s not a part of a team.

Shelby: You mentioned the stuff that happened in the Killing Joke, which, I mean, The Killing Joke is considered to be one of the Batman must-read books for obvious reasons, it’s an incredible story. As a writer, what was it like to touch on such a pillar of the Batman universe, and also what was it like creatively and personally to have Barbara revisit those events in the most recent arc?

Gail: The stuff that happened to her in The Killing Joke is major, as far as her character goes, so to not touch on it was something … let’s put it this way, I really wanted to touch on it because I wanted to tell the story of recovery from trauma, not being magically wanded out of it. So, the best way to do that is to touch on the traumatic event that happened. I do go through these feelings and emotions as I’m writing these characters because I have to in order to imagine how they are feeling; you do feel a little bit of that pain and that stuff, too, but you have to step back as a writer to try to get these things across in the best way possible for the reader. And it’s always an honor anytime you get to use a character someone you really admire created, or a storyline someone like Alan Moore, who you’re such a huge fan of for so long, wrote; I start to feel like my life is a little surreal at points, you know? I never would have imagined, as a young girl especially, that I would be writing Barbara Gordon, and certainly in my days as a hairdresser I never would have imagined I would be writing dialogue and storylines for Barbara Gordon, let alone touching on a story written by Alan Moore, so it does feel surreal.

Shelby:  One more quick question for you. You kind of touched on this a little bit in your first answer, but what do you miss from working on Birds of Prey?

Gail: I miss writing a team book like that just because when I first took over Birds of Prey my goal was to show that a female buddy book could be done, and it could be done without constant slap fights over boyfriends and bitchy gossip over each other and stuff like that, that we could tell stories about more important things. These girls, whether or not they agreed on every aspect of each other, they could come together and do something good as a team for society. So, that was my goal, and I’m very proud that we could do that, that it did gain such a fan following, and I thank all you guys for reading that, it’s amazing, it’s made my life amazing, and my ability to stay and do what I love, so I appreciate that. But, I definitely miss it, and I like writing team books but this gives me time to stretch some other muscles which I also enjoy.

Shelby:  Awesome, thank you SO much for your time today. I know, it’s the last day of a con, it’s busy, and you’re kind of overwhelmed with the whole weekend so I appreciate that.

Gail: Of course, but C2E2 is always amazing;  there are just so many supportive fans, people really getting into the New 52 now. The New 52 panel was just filled to capacity with people that were excited about what was going on. And after all winter in my office staring at a computer monitor, coming out and being in a large group like that and feeling the energy, it was very revitalizing for me too, so now I’m ready to go home and do some more writing.

Shelby: Awesome, thank you so much for your time!

The Vault – Batman Logo Best Friend Pendant

The Retcon Punchers spend an awful lot of time looking for ways to celebrate our nerdy obsessions. This means a lot of time sunk into scouring Etsy, Deviant Art, Think Geek or whatever. Sometimes we see things so great we just have to share them… and then clutch them fiercely to our collective chest. Throw it in The Vault.Batman Logo Best Friend PendantWebsite: Etsy

Who Would Love This: Best friends, duh.

Price: $15.00

Have you ever liked someone as much as you like Batman, but been at a loss for the best way to represent your feelings in jewelry form? Well, look no further. This pendant riffs on the classic broken heart pendant, but rather then completing the universal symbol of love, friends and couples sharing the pieces of this pendant can form the universal symbol of badassery. Everyone will think you love bucktoothed Pac-Men, but only you and your best friend will know the truth. All joking aside, I can think of no greater compliment than “you complete my Batman.”

Batman and Robin 8

Today, Peter and Patrick are discussing Batman and Robin 8, originally released April 11th 2012.

Peter: I recently went back and re-read the first sixteen issues of Grant Morrison’s run of Batman and Robin. This picks up right after the conclusion of Battle for the Cowl, with Dick taking over as Batman and Damian first appearance as Robin. Go read it right now, because it contributed to personal re-revaluation of Damian’s character. Combined with what we have seen so far in Tomasi’s run with Batman and Robin, Damian is proving to be an incredibly compelling and dynamic character. Baseline verdict: confused 10 year old ninja.

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